Crisp tortillas topped with fresh red ‘n’ green peppers, spicy jalapeños, onions + gooey cheese, load them with guacamole, chunky salsa ‘n’ sour cream.
VG As above with vegan cheese + mayo replacing
Topped with gooey cheese + crispy bacon, served with cool sour cream for dipping.
V/VG Swap bacon for mushrooms.
VG Vegan cheese + mayo for dipping.
For those who love eating together
& want to try a bit of everything! Serves 2-3.
Choose four different items from:
BBQ Chicken Lollipop Wings, Potato Skins, Sausages, Cows in Quilts, Halloumi Soldiers, Onion Rings,
Garlic Bread or Black Pudding Potato Cake.
You can have all of one or mix them up.
The Bloomin’ Onion
Bloomin’ eck! £6 VG
Large whole onion intricately sliced & deep-fried
in our famous batter, served with peri peri mayo dip. It’s Amazing!
Served on a shovel. Tender steak*, gammon, pork loin, sausages + onion rings all topped with an egg.
Served with our famous battered chips.
*Due to varying thickness of steaks we cook them medium.
The Whole Hog £9.99
10oz char-grilled gammon topped with an egg, pineapple ring + mushy peas. Served with our
famous battered chips.
Chicken breast with our own southern fried coating
+ Cheddar cheese, bacon and our amazing BBQ sauce melted on top, served with our famous battered chips + a freshly battered onion ring.
8oz Sirloin Steak £12.50
28 day aged steak cooked as close as possible to
your liking, served with our famous battered chips,
onion rings + tomato. Add black pepper sauce
for an extra £1.95.
Vertical kebabs, accompanied with our
famous battered chips, jacket potato or
even a healthy salad!
Hanging skewer of marinated chicken pieces, onions, peppers ‘n’ button mushrooms.
Pork ribs marinated in our special BBQ rub, slowly cooked for 3 hours then coated in our sticky home made BBQ sauce. Served with our famous battered chips + plenty of napkins.
Ribs ‘n’ Wings £11.50
Half rack of BBQ pork ribs + BBQ chicken wings. Served with our famous battered chips + plenty
All served with our famous battered chips.
Skinny Boy £8.99
8oz burger in a brioche bun with our own burger sauce topped with tomato + lettuce. If you don’t like green stuff we can take it off!
8oz burger in a brioche bun with bacon ‘n’ cheese, our own burger sauce, topped with tomato + lettuce.
If you don’t like green stuff we can take it off!
Chicken fillet with our special southern fried coating served in a brioche bun with our own burger sauce, tomato + lettuce.
The Mother of all Burgers £9.99
Chicken fillet with our special southern fried coating, topped with bacon ‘n’ cheese then topped with our very own BBQ sauce, oh yes and a brioche bun.
No Bull Vegan Burger Cajun Spice £9.99 VG
Plant based quarter pounder, full of natural goodness served in a bun with salad and mayo + battered chips.
Chicken, Bacon ‘N’ Crumbled Stilton £8.99
Warm chicken breast + bacon, on a bed of mixed leaves topped with Stilton cheese, served with jacket spud or our famous battered chips.
Steak & kidney + a variety of seasonal vegetables all slowly cooked together in our
famous gravy. Baked with a pastry lid + pastry horns. All 4lb comes to your reinforced table.
Are you mad enough for the Cow Pie Challenge?
Certificate awarded for every challenger, but will it be for glory or failure? Please pre-order, if you want
a Desperate Dan’s Cow Pie without kidney but if you do, you automatically get a Wimps Certificate!
The following pies are served with our famous battered chips with the exception of the faggot pie
which is served with mashed potato. All pastry is Vegan.
Optional Extras: Cheesy Chips or Gravy - £1.50 We don’t “Triple Cook” our chips... We get it right first time...!
Healthy(ish) Option: Replace puff pastry lid with melted cheese (not an option for Desperate Dan’s Cow Pie).
Superb chunks of beef slowly cooked in our famous gravy, then just at the end of cooking we add some mature Stilton cheese, topped with puff pastry.
Chicken breast + bacon slowly cooked in our own BBQ sauce, topped with cheese + puff pastry.
Our best cuts of beef slowly cooked in our famous gravy, topped with puff pastry.
Chicken breast + chestnut mushrooms
in a classic creamy sauce, topped with puff pastry.
Suet pudding slowly steamed with steak ‘n’ kidney
in our famous gravy.
The Midlands most popular dish, our curry is made with chicken breast cooked mild but we can make it
to any heat you like. Topped with a naan bread.
Sweet potato, chick peas, green beans,
peas + broccoli in a wonderful mild Thai curry sauce topped with puff pastry.
Check our Specials Board
for 'PIE OF THE WEEK'
Please speak to a member of our staff if you have a food allergy or intolerance. Don't ask Pete, he's clueless!
V Suitable for vegetarians or vegetarian option available. VG Suitable for vegans or vegan option available.
All deserts come with a choice of cream, custard, real dairy ice cream or non-dairy ice cream.
Please specify when ordering.
Cream puffs topped with chocolate sauce,
served with ice cream.
Light steamed sponge covered in gooey toffee,
best served with custard.
Apple ‘N’ Blackberry Crumble £3.75 V
Slowly stewed apple 'n' blackberries
with a sweet crumble.
Hot Chocolate Sponge £3.75 V
Chocolate heaven! light sponge with runny chocolate.
Triple Chocolate Cheesecake £4 V
Unbelievable chocolate heaven all on a
New York cheesecake.
Steamed pudding with chocolate sauce.