Desperate Dan's Cow Pie - The World Famous Meal in a Pie.

Steak & kidney + a variety of seasonal vegetables all slowly cooked together in our famous gravy.
Baked with a pastry lid + pastry horns. All 4lb comes to your reinforced table.

Certificate awarded for every challenger, but will it be for glory or failure?

Please pre-order, if you want Desperate Dan's Cow Pie without kidney,

but if you do, you automatically get a wimps certificate!

are you mad enough?